It’s December again, and for those who want to liven up the holidays with some inappropriate Christmas carols, I have eight I have written starting from back in 2009.
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69 Printable Alice in Wonderland Cards and Posters
The movie Alice in Wonderland has a lot of great images, and many of them are available online at fairly large sizes. However, they are often a bit grainy, or not of a convenient size to take and print, and lacking a little punch in colour intensity. Well, I’ve remedied that with this collection of high resolution printable cards and posters of images from Alice in Wonderland.
These are high resolution (300 dpi) files you can use to print at your local photo machine or store. Chain stores processing photos like Walmart and Staples are more than good enough to print these nicely. You can also use these images for all the photo gifts you can get these days, whether on cups, T-shirts, blankets or just good old fashioned posters.
The files come in several sizes:
- 6 x 4 inches
- 8 x 12 inches
- 12 x 18 inches
- 16 x 24 inches
All of these can be scaled to 6×4 inch photos without cutting off anything so you can print any file here as a 6×4 photo. I didn’t want to have smaller versions of larger poster files for the sake of smaller sizes.
Please be patient for downloads because the bigger files are several MB in size.
You can print these files at larger sizes, up to 50% larger for the 8×12 sizes and larger. Some sharpness would be lost, obviously, but I think they should still be OK instead of high quality, as they are at the recommended sizes listed with each picture. A lot also depends on the printer you use. Since I can’t afford to test print all these images at larger sizes, on all printers, to see how they turn out, if you print at larger than listed sizes, you would be doing so at your own risk.
I have also created wallpapers and backgrounds for iPhones and Blackberries from these files.
- 1024 x 768 pixels (also good for 800 x 600 and 640 x 480 monitors)
- 1280 x 960 pixels (also good for 1152 x 864 monitors)
- 1280 x 1024 pixels
- 1440 x 960 pixels
- 1600 x 1200 pixels
- 1920 x 1200 pixels (also good for 1680 x 1050, 1280 x 800 and 960 x 600 pixel monitors)
- Backgrounds for iPhones, Blackberries, Palm Pre, HTC, smart phones, etc.
Please do not print these files for commercial use because it’s one thing to create fan art to share for people’s use, it’s another to be profiting off of them. Thank you.
Please click here for the official Alice in Wonderland Press Kit PDF
(61 pages of Alice in Wonderland history, characters, cast, production notes, etc.)
- Alice (6×4)
- Alice (6×4)
- Alice (6×4)
- Alice (6×4)
- Alice (6×4)
- Alice (6×4)
- Alice / Mad Hatter / White Queen (6×4)
- Alice (6×4)
- Alice / White Queen (6×4)
- Bandersnatch (6×4)
- Bayard (6×4)
- Castle (6×4)
- Castle (6×4)
- Cheshire Cat / Dormouse / March Hare (6×4)
- Cheshire Cat (6×4)
- Cheshire Cat (6×4)
- Cheshire Cat (6×4)
- Dodo / Tweedledee & Tweedledum / White Rabbit / Dormouse (6×4)
- Key Holes (6×4)
- Key Holes (6×4)
- Knave of Hearts (6×4)
- Knave of Hearts (6×4)
- Mad Hatter (6×4)
- Mad Hatter (6×4)
- Mad Hatter (6×4)
- Mad Hatter (6×4)
- Mad Hatter (6×4)
- Mad Hatter (6×4)
- Mad Hatter (6×4)
- Mad Hatter (6×4)
- March Hare (6×4)
- Queen of Hearts (6×4)
- Queen of Hearts (6×4)
- Queen of Hearts (6×4)
- Queen of Hearts / Dodo (6×4)
- Queen of Hearts (6×4)
- Queen of Hearts / Alice (6×4)
- Tweedledee & Tweedledum (6×4)
- Underland (6×4)
- White Queen / Bayard (6×4)
- White Queen (6×4)
- White Queen (6×4)
- White Queen (6×4)
- White Rabbit (6×4)
- Tweedledee & Tweedledum (8×12)
- Alice (8×12)
- Alice (8×12)
- Alice (8×12)
- Alice / White Rabbit (8×12 painting)
- Alice in Wonderland Characters (8×12)
- Caterpillar (8×12)
- Cheshire Cat (8×12)
- Dormouse (8×12)
- Knave of Hearts (8×12)
- Mad Hatter (8×12)
- Mad Hatter (8×12)
- Mad Hatter (8×12)
- Queen of Hearts (8×12)
- Queen of Hearts (8×12)
- Underland Walk (8×12)
- White Queen (8×12)
- White Queen (8×12)
- White Rabbit (8×12)
- Alice in Wonderland Cover (12×18)
- Alice (12×18)
- Alice (12×18)
- Alice (12×18)
- Mad Hatter (12×18)
- Alice in Wonderland Banner (24×16)
12 Days of Vietnamese Christmas (a parody Christmas carol)
This is a polite parody of the 12 Days of Christmas carol. The song is in the video below, if you need a reminder. I have chosen the version with John Denver and the Muppets because I am quite fond of it.
The small difference is to that version and my lyrics that you sing my version with the 5th and 10th days being diva moments, not just the fifth (Miss Piggy in the video about the “golden rings”). You’re supposed to sing it with two diva moments so I’m not sure why Porky Diva herself didn’t take advantage of that.
Also, in being a little more creative than the original with the lyrics for the 6th to 12th days, make sure you don’t sing them too fast cause you’d probably find it a might tough tongue twister!
My other Christmas carol parody lyrics:
- Jingle Bells for Tiger Woods
- Noisy Night
- Bad Christmas
- Have Yourself a Bummer Little Christmas
- I Want a Hypothalamus for Christmas
On the (x) day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me…
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Twelve Viet Cong Commies
Eleven Buddha statues
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Ten – ao, dai, xanh!!! *
.
Nine knock off Polos
Eight egg rolls rolling
Seven cups of fish sauce
Six pairs of chopsticks
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Five – bowls, of, rice!!!! (ba dum yum yum)
.
Four incense sticks
Three moon cakes
Two growing pills
And a free trip home to Viet Nam!
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* Read ow, yai, sanh (nasal sound). Ao dai xanh means green long dress, which is a Vietnamese traditional outfit mostly worn by girls and women.
Over 120 Twilight New Moon Printable Posters (8×12 to 20×24 inches)
Below are some large high resolution pictures from the hot New Moon movie, with a few from Twilight and the main stars outside of the movies. These images are at 300 dots per inch, with relatively little pixelation so they are sharp, especially upon printing. I made sure of that.
Most images are at
- 8″ x 12″ (2400 x 3600 pixels)
- 12″ x 18″ (3600 x 5400 pixels) or
- 16″ x 24″ (4800 x 7200 pixels).
That’s good enough for most printing most people will want to do, large image photo transfers like those blankets at Wal-mart. These images are also printable as 6″ x 4″ typical photo size for 25 cents or less each, like my New Moon and Twilight 6″ x 4″ printable picture post (all different pictures than from here), if you want cheap and multiple prints for decorating. Just choose the file from here at the photo machine, and choose the 6×4 size and that’s it.
Images not fitting these proportions are noted below.
Please do NOT sell anything you make with these graphics. They are available so people like you and I can download them to do whatever we want with them for ourselves, so to speak, but not to make money from them.
Please also note the large size of these images means the files are from 1 to 8 MB so it might take a little while to load if you don’t have high speed Internet.
By the way, how was the New Moon movie?
- Backgrounds for iPhones, Blackberries and other handhelds
- Facebook tagging memes
- Photo sized cards (print like regular 6″ x 4″ photo)
- Polls (related to Twilight Saga or their actors and actresses)
- Posters (8″ x 12″ up to 20″ x 24″, most also printable as 6″ x 4″ photos)
- Wallpapers for monitors of many sizes
- Alec Volturi (8×12 promo shot)
- Alec Volturi (12×18 promo shot)
- Alec Volturi (16×24 promo shot)
- Alice Cullen (8×12 promo shot)
- Alice Cullen (12×8 movie still)
- Alice Cullen (12×18 promo shot)
- Alice Cullen (16×24 promo shot)
- Alice Cullen (20×24 promo shot, not scalable to 6×4)
- Alice Cullen / Demetri (12×8 movie still)
- Aro, Caius and Alec Volturi (12×8 movie still)
- Aro Volturi (8×12 promo shot)
- Aro Volturi (12×8 movie still)
- Aro Volturi / Carlisle Cullen (12×8 movie still)
- Aro Volturi / Felix / Edward Cullen (12×8 movie still)
- Aro Volturi (12×8 movie still)
- Ashley Greene (8×12 promo shot)
- Ashley Greene (8×12 promo shot)
- Bella Cullen (12×18 promo shot)
- Bella Swan (8×12 movie still)
- Bella Swan (8×12 movie still)
- Bella Swan (8×12 promo shot)
- Bella Swan Twilight Poster (10×14, scalable to 5×7)
- Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan (12×18 promo shot)
- Bella Swan (16×24 promo shot)
- Bella Swan / Alice Cullen (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Carlisle Cullen (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Charlie Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Charlie Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Jacob Black (8×12 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Laurent (12×8 movie still)
- Bella Swan / Wolf Pack: Paul, Jared, Sam Uley, Embry Call (12×8 movie still)
- Caius Volturi (8×12 promo shot)
- Caius Volturi (12×8 movie still)
- Caius Volturi (12×18 promo shot)
- Demetri / Felix (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen (8×12 promo shot)
- Edward Cullen (8×12 movie still)
- Edward Cullen Twilight Poster (10×14, scalable to 5×7)
- Edward Cullen (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen (12×18 promo shot)
- Edward Cullen (16×24 promo shot)
- Edward Cullen / Alice Cullen / Emmett Cullen / Rosalie Hale / Jasper Whitlock (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (8×12 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (8×12 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (8×12 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Cullen Twilight Poster (10×14, scalable to 5×7)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Jacob Black / Bella Swan (8×12 promo shot for poster added later)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan / Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Felix (12×8 movie still)
- Edward Cullen / Bella Swan (8×12 promo shot)
- Embry Call (8×12 promo shot)
- Embry Call (12×18 promo shot)
- Emmett Cullen / Rosalie Hale (12×8 movie still)
- Emmett Cullen / Rosalie Hale / Esme Cullen / Carlisle Cullen / Jasper Whitlock (12×8 movie still)
- Jacob Black (8×12 promo shot)
- Jacob Black (8×12 promo shot)
- Jacob Black (8×12 movie still)
- Jacob Black Twilight Poster (10×14, scalable to 5×7)
- Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Jacob Black (12×8 movie still)
- Jacob Black (12×18 promo shot)
- Jacob Black / Wolf Pack: Paul, Jared, Embry Call, Sam Uley
- Jane Volturi (8×12 promo shot)
- Jane Volturi (8×12 promo shot)
- Jane Volturi (12×8 movie still)
- Jane Volturi (12×18 promo shot)
- Jane Volturi (12×18 promo shot)
- Jane Volturi (16×24 promo shot)
- Jared (8×12 promo shot)
- Jared (12×18 promo shot)
- Jasper Whitlock / Carlisle Cullen / Emmett Cullen (12×18 movie still)
- Kristen Stewart (12×8 promo shot)
- Laurent (8×12 movie still)
- Lauren (18×12 movie still)
- Marcus Volturi (8×12 promo shot)
- Marcus Volturi (12×18 promo shot)
- Marcus Volturi (16×24 promo shot)
- Paul (8×12 promo shot)
- Paul (12×18 promo shot)
- Robert Pattinson (8×12 promo shot)
- Robert Pattinson (18×12 promo shot)
- Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart (8×12 promo shot)
- Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart (8×12 promo shot)
- Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart (12×8 movie still)
- Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart (12×18 promo shot)
- Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart (18×12 promo shot)
- Rosalie Hale (8×12 movie still)
- Sam Uley (8×12 promo shot)
- Sam Uley (12×18 promo shot)
- Wolf pack: Paul, Embry Call, Sam Uley (12×8 movie still)
- New Moon Logo (18×12)
- New Moon Poster (12×8 promo poster)
- New Moon Movie Poster (8×12, Volturis)
- New Moon Movie Poster (8×12, Wolfpack)
- New Moon Poster: Bella Swan / Jacob Black / Edward Cullen (12×18)
- New Moon Movie Poster (8×12, Good Guys)
- Twilight Live Forever Poster (12×8)
- Twilight Movie Poster (12×8)
- Twilight Promo (12×8 promo shot)
- Twilight Promo (12×8 promo shot)
- Breaking Dawn Cover (8×12)
- Eclipse Book Cover (8×12)
- New Moon Book Cover (8×12)
- Twilight Book Cover (8×12)