Deck Your Balls With Boughs of Holly

These are some parody or spoof lyrics for the carol Deck the Halls.

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Deck your balls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Then run naked and be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don you now your gay apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la

To surprise some friends with carols
Fa la la la la, la la la la

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Deck Dad’s balls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Use a lot cause God by golly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la la

.

Deck Mom’s boobs with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Use a lot cause holy molly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Fa la la la la, la la la la

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