The Drugged Up Christmas Song (Parody Lyrics)

I just happened to have had time to finish this Christmas project now, in February, so I’m posting it rather than waiting till next Christmas and forgetting. I had written parody lyrics for Christmas carols and songs 2009, and thought it’d be fun to get back at it in 2016. However, I seem to be a tad rusty and slow so I only started one and finished it over a month late. Still, I think it was fun and I will be singing this next Christmas, along with the others I had written before and linked to at the end of this post. In the meanwhile, I hope you enjoy this one that is a parody to The Christmas Song, as beautifully sung by Nat King Cole in the video below. The parody lyrics is below the video. 🙂

The Drugged Up Christmas Song

Jack Frost roasting on an open fire
Bed bugs nipping at your bum
The Christmas blues being sung by a choir
And folks messed up like Donald Trump
Everybody knows a turkey and some fentanyl
Help to keep ev’ryone high
Addicts who are craving fentanyl
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know the dealer’s on his way
He’s loaded lots of crack and needles on his tray
And every addict’s child is gonna spy
To see if drugged up, adults can really fly

And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To addicts one to ninety-nine
Although it’s been said many times, many ways
Don’t get too high, and die

They know the dealer’s on his way
He’s loaded lots of crack and needles on his tray
And every addict’s child is gonna spy
To see if drugged up, adults can really fly

And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To addicts one to ninety-nine
Although it’s been said many times, many ways

Don’t get too high, and die
Don’t get too high, and die

Other Christmas carol parody lyrics I have written

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