These are parody or spoof lyrics for the well-known Christmas carol, White Christmas. The classic version of this is by Bing Crosby with Marjorie Reynolds from the movie Holiday Inn in 1942. The video is shown below, from which you can learn the parody lyrics below that. Just imagine the two of them dressed like gangstas or something singing the lyrics below, heheheh!
My other Christmas carol parody lyrics:
- Jingle Bells for Tiger Woods
- 12 Days of (Vietnamese) Christmas
- Noisy Night
- Have Yourself a Bummer Little Christmas
- I Want a Hypothalamus for Christmas
I’m dreaming of a bad Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Smoking marijuana
Beating up Santa
Peeing my name in the snow
.
I’m dreaming of a bad Christmas
With every Christmas gift I steal
Leaving young, and old folks, quite sad
Making all, their Christmases quite bad
.
(repeat verse with your partner in crime, then add the line below)
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