Strong sexual terms are used in this post. Please don’t read if you don’t care for this type of language, but it is appropriate for the content, not used for the sake of using it. And this is NOT an April Fools Day joke, even if its content might seem to be one!
If you have to type the word public often, as I do working for government, also known as the public service or the public administration, may I recommend you remove pubic from your spell checker. If you don’t, your spell checker will never pick up on some potentially very embarrassing typos such as these words below in bold. For the fun of it, I made up definitions for them, in case you might actually find such terms to be useful in your vocabulary!
A high ranking pervert in the military, which was funny a decade ago when I first wrote this but is a tragic epidemic now in the spotlight, happening years ago, it seems.
Not the business move the company was looking to make.
Not where you were intending it to happen.
More access than you were probably intending to give.
I believe there are better terms for what this is than this term.
Pubic address system
Where you can hear broadcasts of the Vagina Monologues.
Keeping your private business in order.
Warnings for when the genitalia misbehave.
Definitely not something you’d want to be disclosing!
For most people, talking out of one hole is plenty that we don’t need them to talk out of more! ~ groin ~
Cunts and dicks that talk.
A massive porn collection.
Cleaning of your genitalia.
Getting badly hurt in the groin area in any number of ways.
What connects the genital head to the rest of your body.
Pubic Broadcasting Service (PBS)
The open source free amateur porn channel, supported by viewers like you.
What your genitalia calls a friend, or “non-sexual relations”, or a porn firm that trades on the stock markets.
Anything that makes things easier on the pubic area, like Vaseline or lube.
Also known as the Vagina Dialogues, or vaginal discourse.
When dicks and cunts make a statement to the world.
Exhibitionism or decorations down under.
Magazines and other media of porn.
Small testicles like Donald Trump’s.
What those sexual spam emails are promising.
A metaphor for the hole in the pubic area.
Politically correct term for a persons referred to as cunts, dicks or politicians!
Where many people are nude, whether spas, bath houses, showers in gyms and sport facilities, etc.
What those sexual spam emails are seeking.
Things that grow, or are grown, in one’s pubic area, with those keeping the growth known as a whore-ticulturalists.
What LOTS of people would love to do!
A group only for dicks and cunts.
The state of things down under, and a real thing, just maybe not the thing you were intending to communicate.
Hey, now there’s a concept to solve the Western World’s declining birth rate problem!
Hard core BDSM of the worst kind!
Places devoted to the pubic areas and/or porn.
Sex education, especially that which should be known by most or all.
A porn collection smaller than the pubic archives.
When genitalia don’t look like what you thought they would.
Thrusting the pelvis forward, especially without any garments covering them.
A bathroom or toilet.
A gynecologist or urologist?
You’d have to be stooping pretty low to be gathering this level of input.
That must be one major growth!
Underwear, where you park your pubes.
Where genitalia meet.
The pubic area covered by hair, or otherwise would be, or where naked meet to masturbate.
Something government should definitely stay out of!
A very formal pubic announcement.
What Bill Clinton had with Monica Lewinsky given they did not have sexual relations.
The most shameful and damning kind of scandal.
Barrier contraceptives, like condoms and garters, not the pill.
Where sex education should be taught.
The porn sector.
The ultimate submissive.
Can cover a wide range of activities so try to be more specific.
Probably not the kind of sex you’re trying to convey.
The area covered by underwear.
The art of talking elegantly for dick heads and cunts.
Being horny in a socially acceptable way.
An official comment about things down there.
Dangerous things intentionally done to the sensitive areas down there.
Mishaps or tragedies to the genitalia, like accidents or mutilation.
That would be air mail.
The best ride of your life!
A sex toy.
Build it and they will cum.
The view you get during oral sex.
Bling around your thing.
The anti-sexual type.
Those lacking and without sufficient pubic funds.
Got any to add? Please leave a comment!
Seriously, I highly recommend you spellcheck any document you type for pubic if there’s even a chance the word public, appears in it, if you don’t remove it from your spellcheck dictionary. All the more so for documents that might be seen by others, i.e. pubic documents.
This was a post I first wrote over a decade ago, on a blog no longer searchable. I only recalled it today and thought it deserved to be online, with some edits, since it was my favourite post from that blog, for, both, insight, practicality, and humour.
850-ish words, pending what you count as part of the post and not disclaimers