Strong sexual terms are used in this post. Please don’t read if you don’t care for this type of language, but it is appropriate for the content, not used for the sake of using it. And this is NOT an April Fools Day joke, even if its content might seem to be one!
If you have to type the word public often, as I do working for government, also known as the public service or the public administration, may I recommend you remove pubic from your spell checker. If you don’t, your spell checker will never pick up on some potentially very embarrassing typos such as these words below in bold. For the fun of it, I made up definitions for them, in case you might actually find such terms to be useful in your vocabulary!
I recently heard Jamie Foxx on a Tim Ferriss show episode from 2015, indirectly describe a “dangerous” comic as a comic who makes jokes that are highly questionable in taste, at least among the general public, if not any audience. The moment I heard that, I realized that’s exactly the kind of comic I was when I did amateur stand-up, and still is now but not as a stand-up because conservative Nova Scotia just can’t handle that kind of stuff! That’s even when I’m obeying the unspoken rule of subject matter hierarchy for what and whom you can make jokes about. Continue reading
I saw this meme about going to Tim Horton’s in a Canadian snowstorm, that is the part above the black bar, during the snowstorm brewing outside. I immediately thought of a pun reply that i put in the black bar to make a new version. Enjoy! 🙂
Donald Trump signed an Executive Order today to ban the use of all Arabic numbers in American media and schools! Those numbers would be numbers the ones you and I know, with the digits 0 to 9. I can write them cause I’m in Canada, out of reach of his madness.
But yes. The Donald has banned all use of Arabic numbers, citing bad influence by Arabic culture on Americans. From now on, everything numerical will have to be displayed in Roman numerals, like the V representing Arabic number 5 that the Trumpster is demonstrating in the picture at right, cause it’s superior since it was invented by a culture that was mostly white, even though they weren’t mostly Christian. However, they had some features useful for his propaganda so he used them hoping the people would be stupid enough to believe it like they have believed so many other things he has said so far.
A mysterious tunnel was recently discovered near a Pan Am Games venue called Rexhall Centre in York, Ontario (CBC). The tunnel was a fair sized structure, measuring 1.93 metres high, 86.4 centimetres wide and 10.1 metres long — with a secondary hole that held a generator.
Toronto Police are puzzled by the presence of the tunnel as well as its purpose. They also have no idea as to who might have done it.
Tonight, though, Digital Citizen has learned through unnamed sources that the famous wrestler named Booker T has been identified a prime suspect.
Who goes around repeatedly asking people in public
“Can you dig it, sucka?”
Apparently, it was all just a ruse to find someone to dig this tunnel for whatever reason/s Booker T or some associate of his had. Stay tuned to find out! 🙂
[Disclaimer: This article is meant for humorous purposes. There is no truth to the claim of suspicion and Booker T, though it is true he does go around sporting that question like he has tunnel verbage.]