What’s Next for Marvel After Thorette and Captain Afro-America? Bi-ron Man?

Marvel recently changed the gender of their Thor character to female, creating what I call Thorette. Thor will still be there wield his battle axe instead of hammer so female Thor needs a different name as far as I’m concerned.

Then they changed the race of their Captain America character with a new black person taking up the shield, creating what I call Captain Afro-America. If you’re gonna be courting a new racial audience, you should be politically correct about it as far as I’m concerned.

There’s rumours Iron Man might be next. To that end, may I propose Bi-ron Man, who shoots both ways and will appeal to yet another audience discriminated against, the LGBTQUIC2SAPHO community.

Tony Starks is known as a playboy as it were. Why stop with women? Or men and women for that matter? Why not go for both, sometimes at the same time?

Tony could arrange for both Thor and Thorette to be on the Avengers, and sleep with both of them between adventures! One or both at a time! Maybe even with Pepper Potts there, watching, filming and/or getting involved herself!

And put the guy in San Francisco while you’re at it, eh? 😉

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