It’s Hallowe’en! Not ready but need a costume? Here’s a simple one!

Just throw on your worst laundry, don’t wash or shower, and down a bottle of Buckley’s cough syrup if you’re not bitter enough about the world.

Actually, down a bottle anyway cause you’ll need to be that disillusioned about life and the world you live in.

Then complain about anything you can think of anytime you see anybody.

And voilà!

An original, cheap, last minute Hallowe’en costume that will get you into lots of Hallowe’en parties in major cities in North America where protests are being held.