Can’t We Find a Better Term Than Facebook Whales?

The people at Facebook call Facebook users with over 1,000 friends Facebook “whales”.

For a hip company in a hip business like social media, that’s about as “un-urban” a term as I thought they could come up with for the urban dictionary of new slang.

“Sub-urban” would be the more appropriate term, as that’s like Latin for “below” or “less than” urban. But Latin’s too old and logical to be hip.

So can’t we come up with a better term?

Flake?

Fake?

Fimp or Frimp? (Friend and Pimp)

Falker? (Friend and Stalker)

Follector or Frollector? (Friend and Collector)

Fliend? (Flake and Friend)

Actually, I’d save fliend for people you add but you don’t really want to. You just add them to avoid awkwardness. An example might be a boss you don’t like but who may have a thing or suspicion for you. Or a partner of someone you know who wants to keep an eye on activity between his/her partner and anyone else who might be a “threat”… or who is just jealous of everyone else in their partner’s life. You get the idea.

Fliend. Yeah. I kind of like it! Someone you don’t particularly like sends you a Friend Request. You have to reluctantly accept it so you say Sure, I’ll be your FLIEND! 🙂

But I digress. Back to the original topic.

Maybe none of those are great, you know, and probably a little too judgmental for Facebook to put out there, but for the people outside of Facebook, can’t we come up with any better idea than Facebook whale?

Maybe there’s a term out there already? After all, the Urban Dictionary has terms like Facebookemon for all sorts of Facebook related activities, habits and people.

Can someone inform me or suggest a term?

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