First, Lance Armstrong quit the drug fight and basically took his place among the cheaters as far as I’m concerned. He had a bigger ego than any of them, but not all of them combined, apparently.

Now, Neil Armstrong has left Earth for good. I wonder if they’ll scatter his ashes in space or land it on the moon or something?

I will be sad to never hear from Neil again, but there will always be that historic recording I could listen to over and over again.

I would be glad if I could never hear from Lance again, but I’m afraid I’ll still hear him yapping about his supposed innocence over and over again.

Neil was class.

Lance was ass.

Rest in peace, Neil.

Rest in tease, Lance.

Either way, let’s hope the Armstrongs will have better days ahead!