If Only Trump’s Dad Had Been So Good at Pulling Out

So Trump wants to pull out of the Paris Agreement now, after having pulled out of the Trans Pacific Partnership, a whole bunch of his campaign threats, and threatening to pull out of NAFTA, and on and on.

Oh, if only Trump’s Dad had been so good at pulling out…

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Donald Trump Bans Arabic Numbers Citing Bad Influence!

trumpvDonald Trump signed an Executive Order today to ban the use of all Arabic numbers in American media and schools! Those numbers would be numbers the ones you and I know, with the digits 0 to 9. I can write them cause I’m in Canada, out of reach of his madness.

But yes. The Donald has banned all use of Arabic numbers, citing bad influence by Arabic culture on Americans. From now on, everything numerical will have to be displayed in Roman numerals, like the V representing Arabic number 5 that the Trumpster is demonstrating in the picture at right, cause it’s superior since it was invented by a culture that was mostly white, even though they weren’t mostly Christian. However, they had some features useful for his propaganda so he used them hoping the people would be stupid enough to believe it like they have believed so many other things he has said so far.

PTSD = Post-Trump Stress Syndrome

There’s a lot of bad stuff happening in the US. Not sure if they have a new President they don’t like or something, I don’t know. I keep seeing this Trump guy people are losing their crap over.

I’ll tell you one thing, though. If these people keep flipping out like this all the time for a year, or maybe two, when it all ends, I don’t think they’ll be able to just turn it off. They’re going to need therapy and treatment for all the stress they’re going to put themselves under. They’re also going to need a term for this, so may I suggest

PTSD orΒ Post-Trump Stress Syndrome

Describes it about right to me. πŸ™‚

I’m just going to lie back and stay above it all in Ca-na Land. πŸ™‚

Good luck, America… cause you’re going to need it like nobody’s effen business!!!