Dear God, please take lots of people on May 21st so I can have more space on Earth

Dear God,

This Judgment Day on May 21st 2011, please take as many people as You can. I know You have standards where, supposedly, only 3% of the people will make it to Heaven. However, if you wouldn’t mind lowering those standards a bit and take another 10 or 20 percent, that’d be great. The animals and people remaining, along with myself, would love to have a little more space on Earth.

I genuinely am asking out of care for the animals on Earth, from whom we humans have deprived so much. I am not asking for myself. I am far from making Your list, even with the bigger buffer, cause, well, I’m a bit of an animal myself. 🙂

So, yes, please take as many people as you can, especially all those who believe they will go because the world would be a better place without them and their fear mongering ways. There’s nothing the rest of us would love more on We’re Still Here Day this Sunday than a little extra elbow room and fewer fear mongerers out there. Thank you.

Amen.

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