A Long Form Census Restoration Joke Meme?

Can someone create a meme about the restoration of the long form Census in Canada?

FYEAH!

The new Liberals government under Justin Trudeau just announced they will restore the mandatory long form Census as promised in their campaign, via Minister of Innovation, Science and Economic Development Navdeep Bains.

As an analyst, I know the value of this form and what Stephen Harper was trying to do in abolishing it, making sure nobody has any evidence to point to the impact of anything he did while Prime Minister. So today, in celebration of the restoration of the long form Census, I offer up this joke to make sure to send Stephen Harper one of these mandatory forms once I saw the fabulous photo on the CBC.  😉

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(not sure who to credit the photo as it was only an icon to the story I saw on Facebook)

May the Sixth Be With You!

May the Fourth, or Star Wars Day (from the pun May the Force be with you), just passed as I write this. But what if you missed it, didn’t celebrate it, or didn’t have enough fun?

Well, I’ve got the perfect second chance day for that!

Welcome to May the Sixth, punning on that most evil of Star Wars organizations, the Sith!

If you missed May the Fourth, shame on you! You deserve a Sith coming your way!

If you didn’t celebrate May the Fourth, really shame on you! You deserve a Sith Lord and then some!

And if you didn’t have enough fun, here’s your chance to have some more fun! I got some little graphics below for you to start and share.

Enjoy and May the Sixth be with you! 😉

 

Wrestler Booker T Suspected in Digging of Rexhall Centre Tunnel

Booker T Rexhall PlaceA mysterious tunnel was recently discovered near a Pan Am Games venue called Rexhall Centre in York, Ontario (CBC). The tunnel was a fair sized structure, measuring 1.93 metres high, 86.4 centimetres wide and 10.1 metres long — with a secondary hole that held a generator.

Toronto Police are puzzled by the presence of the tunnel as well as its purpose. They also have no idea as to who might have done it.

Tonight, though, Digital Citizen has learned through unnamed sources that the famous wrestler named Booker T has been identified a prime suspect.

The reason?

Who goes around repeatedly asking people in public

“Can you dig it, sucka?”

Apparently, it was all just a ruse to find someone to dig this tunnel for whatever reason/s Booker T or some associate of his had. Stay tuned to find out! 🙂

[Disclaimer: This article is meant for humorous purposes. There is no truth to the claim of suspicion and Booker T, though it is true he does go around sporting that question like he has tunnel verbage.]

If the Bellacheatin’ Patriots Win Super Bowl XLIX, I’m Boycotting Kraft Products Till They Are Dethroned

You know how people boycott brands whose makers they don’t approve of? Well, I’m taking it to the football sense.

I hate the Patriots for their cheating ways. Robert Kraft owns them and there’s a lot of Kraft products out there. It’s bad enough they got to this Super Bowl XLIX by cheating. If they win it, I’m going to boycott all Kraft products till they are dethroned.

I know my actions won’t make a dent in their income and such. However, I’m doing my part and that’s all I can really do. If that’s not good enough, then you can extend the argument to why vote where the action of one individual won’t mean a heck of a lot. It’s a principle and morals stand that’s worth far more personally than it ever might be socially.

Unless it catches on as a meme, of course, hahaha. Too bad I don’t think people are nuts enough to do it. But I’ll tell you one thing, it’ll make for one heck of a good short party story while my boycott lasts if the Pats win. If not, I’ll still minimize my Kraft purchases after Deflategate… even more so than my restraint after Spygate. 🙂

Reactions are In about Ben Affleck Being Next Batman!

Just sayin’