This is just as good as the movie in a different way! 
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This post contains explicit language and wicked humour, but justified, so if you are allergic to either, please read something else. 
Welcome to December!
Last December, I wrote some parody Christmas carols because I got bored with the usual ones. In case any of you were looking for some, you might want to give these a try.
The links below take you to the songs, each of which has a YouTube video of the real carol to help you in case you want to try out the parody lyrics. I’m too modest to put up videos of myself singing them.
I hope you’ll like some of them.
Have Yourself a Bummer of a Christmas (parody lyrics for Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)
A pretty easy one to sing to get yourself into the spirit of the season. The original carol is a beautiful rendition with John Denver and Rowlf the Dog from the Muppet Show.
Jingle Bells for Tiger Woods (parody lyrics for Jingle Bells)
My favourite of the batch for sure! And not out of style a year after Tiger’s world came crashing into a tree!
Bad Christmas (parody lyrics for White Christmas)
Da baddest Christmas you’ll ever know! It’s one thing to wish people a bummer of a Christmas. It’s another thing to do… though I’m not encouraging anybody to do any of this!
I Want A Hypothalamus For Christmas (parody lyrics for I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas)
Once you’re warmed up and got your tongue loose, let it loose with this tricky mini-tongue twister. For the doctor or health professional in your life.
Noisy Night (parody lyrics for Silent Night)
Your Christmas nights will never be the same again after this one! Encouraged to be sung with kids while they perform the actions, but immature teens and adults can also get in on the fun!
12 Days of Vietnamese Christmas
For the Vietnamese person in your life. However, by now, you should have the gist of parody Christmas songs and I would encourage you to write one yourself, to this carol that’s quite relatively easy to write for because it steers your thinking with its counting theme. Just pick a theme where there are things you can relate to it and try. I just wrote this because I am Vietnamese.
I’ll try to write some more parody songs this December and post them here for this and future years. Maybe one of Star Wars theme? Well, just stay away from Darth Vader’s house as these carolers found out!
