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If you ever have to type the word public, may I recommend you remove pubic from your spell checker. If you don’t, your spell checker will never pick up some potentially very embarrassing typos such as these!
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General pubic
A high ranking pervert in the military.

Go pubic
Not the business move the company was looking to make.

Pubic access
More access than you were planning to give.

Pubic act
I believe there are better terms.

In pubic
Not where you were intending it to happen.

Pubic address system
Where you can hear broadcasts of the Vagina Monologues.

Pubic Broadcasting Service (PBS)
The open source free amateur porn channel, supported by viewers like you.

Pubic administration
Keeping your private business in order.

Pubic affairs
Definitely not something you’d want to be disclosing!

Pubic announcement
For most people, talking out of one hole is plenty! ~ groin ~

Pubic announcer
Cunts and dick heads that talk.

Pubic proclamation
A very formal pubic announcement.

Pubic archives
A massive old porn collection.

Pubic beating
Getting badly hurt in the groin area in any number of ways.

Pubic body
What connects the penis or clit head to the rest of your body.

Pubic company
What your genitalia calls a friend, or “non-sexual relations”, or a porn firm that trades on the stock markets.

Pubic consumption
Oral sex, whether you eat meat or pussy.

Pubic convenience
In what way? Vaseline?

Pubic debate
Also known as the Vagina Dialogues, or vaginal discourse.

Pubic display
Exhibitionism or decorations down under.

Pubic documents
Porn magazines.

Pubic embarrassment
Small testicles.

Pubic endowment
What those sexual spam emails are promising.

Pubic eye
A metaphor for the hole in the pubic area.

Pubic funds
What those sexual spam emails are seeking.

Pubic figure
Politically correct term for a cunt, dick head or politician!

Pubic gardens
That must be some growth and fetish! Who’s the whore-ticulturalist?

Pubic good
What LOTS of people would love to do!

Pubic health
The state of things down under.

Pubic holiday
Hey, now there’s a concept to solve Western World declining population!

Pubic humiliation
Hard core BDSM of the worst kind!

Pubic institution
I hear you can find one on Peter North or Jenna Jameson, but I’ve never been there.

Pubic library
A porn collection smaller than a pubic archive.

Pubic misconception
When genitalia doesn’t look like what you thought it would.

Pubic offering
Thrusting the pelvis forward, especially without any lower garments.

Pubic office
A bathroom or toilet.

Pubic official
A gynecologist or urologist?

Pubic opinion
You’d have to be stooping pretty low to be gathering this level of input.

Pubic park
That must be one major growth!

Pubic place
Where genitals meet.

Pubic policy
Something government should definitely stay out of!

Pubic relations
What Bill Clinton had with Monica Lewinsky given they did not have sexual relations.

Pubic safety
Barrier contraceptives, like condoms and garters, not the pill.

Pubic scandal
The most shameful and damning kind of scandal.

Pubic servant
The ultimate submissive.

Pubic service
Can cover a wide range of activities so try to be more specific.

Pubic school
Where sex education should be taught.

Pubic sector
The porn market, or a rarely used synonym for the private sector.

Pubic sex
Probably not the kind of sex you’re trying to convey.

Pubic space
The area covered by underwear.

Pubic speaking
The art of talking elegantly for dick heads and cunts.

Pubic spirit
Being horny in a socially acceptable way.

Pubic stunt
Dangerous things done to the sensitive areas down there, like genital piercings and tattoos, maybe even Brazilian waxing.

Pubic transit
That would be air mail.

Pubic transportation
The best ride of your life!

Pubic utility
A sex toy.

Pubic venue
Build it and they will come.

Pubic view
The view you get during oral sex.

Pubic wealth
Bling around your thing.

Reading pubic
The anti-sexual type.

Semi-pubic
Those lacking and without sufficient pubic funds.

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Seriously, I highly recommend you spell check any document you type, especially those that might be seen by others, i.e. pubic documents.
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Today (Feb 4), the H.J. Heinz Ketchup Co. introduced a more user-friendly ketchup package that isn’t so messy (press release and graphics). In it, Heinz will also put healthier ketchup made from better ingredients, and in three times the amount per new packet compared to the current (old) one. This packaging change is the first Heinz has made in 42 years, though the new packets will appear along side the old packets, not replace them, for those people who just won’t change. Smart move! However, I question if the new ketchup and packaging will really make things better for the consumer for reasons of waste and larger packet size. But let’s get the deal first for context to compare.

New package
Traditionally, Heinz’ ketchup packets have been those tear at the tip packets that can get a little messy pending your usage situation and level of motor skills. Now, it looks like a bottle-shaped jam packet, which looks more like branding than revolutionary. You can lift up one corner to dip when eating in a car, or you can open it at the tip and squeeze out the ketchup. The latter isn’t common to jam but you don’t squeeze your jam to dip, either. Or at least most people I know don’t. As for performance, please have a look at the news summary and Popular Mechanics test videos below.

I know, Popular Mechanics test. Pretty rad!

Better ingredients
In March, Heinz’ ketchup will be made from sugar instead of high fructose and corn sweetener. So that’s what they’ve been putting in the stuff for 40+ years, eh? High fructose and corn sweetener. Well, good on Heinz cause there’s no sense crying about spilled ketchup now. In the summer, the product, called Simply Heinz Tomato Ketchup, will also contain 15% less sodium than currently. Very good, but this will be a bit like changing the taste of Coke, as far as I’m concerned. We’ll see how things go and if they’ll switch back or make both versions, current and new, available. If so, I’d recommend labeling the current version Less Healthy Heinz Tomato Ketchup (to be kind). That should keep a few people from using it.

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BUT WAIT A MINUTE!!!

The changes made by Heinz are good to some extent, but they seemed to have forgotten about a few other issues.

Excess ketchup waste caused by larger volume packets
People often hand out more ketchup packets than one needs, in part because the packets are small. I make it a point to give back the unused packets, as unsanitary as that might seem to some. But if the new packages are 3X as large, even if given out 1 packet per customer unless more is asked for, there’s going to be more waste because any opened packet has 3X the potential amount of ketchup to be wasted. I only consume two of the current packages at a time, for example, so I’d be wasting 1/3 of the new packet if I get it every time out. Overall, it’s good for Heinz’s bottom line cause they make money on packets sold, not packets consumed, and have no penalties on food and packaging of packets thrown away.

New packaging waste not environmentally friendly
As far as anyone can tell, the new packaging is not environmentally friendly. There was not any such word on the Heinz press release, and the Christian Science Monitor reports no such indication, either, with a call to Heinz not returned. That’s terribly disappointing for a company with an environmental section on their website. Their annual report (5.8 MB PDF) talks a lot about 20% solid waste reduction, but that’s not in the packaging. It’s all plant reductions and potential outcomes of awareness sessions for employees. In other words, if environmental sustainability were sweetness, Heinz is still on the high fructose corn sweetener route, and not sugar. The current packaging is not recyclable, by the way, and the rigid new packaging is only potentially more damaging, even if a tad smaller in overall volume and weight than 3 of the old packets.

Excess waste from more personalized packaging
With the new packaging being more portable, each person could have his/her own packet to dip in, which may not have been done previously. That is, you and your friends could have just had a few mounds  of ketchup for a half a dozen of you to dip your fries (or chips) in before. Now, you each might well just get your own packet, each wasting a bit of ketchup rather than a bit left over in two mounds, not to mention more packages wasted.

Excess ketchup not good for the diet
Given more ketchup in a packet, people will just tend to eat more of it, especially if they think about it as being healthier than before. Then there will be the crowd who won’t let any food go to waste unless they have to. For them, a little excess ketchup is not worthy to discard, so they will also consume more ketchup. Sure, the ingredient improvements are good, but will it be a net benefit? Sugar isn’t exactly good in excess, even if better than high fructose corn sweetener. As for the 15% reduction in sodium, well, if you consume 15% more ketchup because you think it’s healthier or eat more due to the larger packets, you just negated that. You do worst eating greater than 15% more. Now, how many do you think will only eat 15% more?

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So is there a NET improvement with the new Heinz ketchup and packet?

Not in my opinion. At least not what I’ve learned from it.

  • More food waste
  • As much solid waste or more
  • Solid waste is potentially more environmentally damaging
  • People consuming more ketchup that could easily negate ingredient improvements
  • Biased corporate spin to only look at the good side of something when the bad side is potentially greater

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What do you think?

Flesch-Kincaid Grade Reading Level: 7.7

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Earth Hour was conceived in 2007 in Sydney, Australia, when 2.2 million homes and businesses switched off their lights for one hour. In just two years, the movement went to 50 million people in 2008 and is aiming for 1 billion people around the world tonight on Mar 28 2009, which is incredible and kudos to them for it! Mind you, there are not 50 billion people on this planet, and a lot of us don’t have lights to turn off, very sadly, so that growth rate is going to level off very quickly.

Earth Hour LogoHowever, with the fast adaptation rate by society of compact fluorescent lamps (CFLs) or light bulbs and the soon to be even far more efficient light emitting diodes (LEDs), the impact of Earth Hour is going to be very “underachieving”, so to speak, and also lose its punch, unless they add other things to turn off in its message than just lights. The overall impact will still increase as more people participate, but imagine what Earth Hour could do if its message was changed to something like

Turn off your lights, electronics and appliances for an hour.

That still leaves 79 characters to Twitter something else, if you’re counting! That’s half a story for some like Arjun Basu who writes short stories in 140 character tweets! Or a six-word biography for some like me!

Seriously, though, the most common CFL I see is the 13W light bulb. Sure, there are plenty all over the house, but they are probably not on all at the same time so what you save is only a fraction of that. However, if you choose to spend your Earth Hour watching TV, like CNN that its Saturday morning host T.J. Holmes said this morning, you could be expending 10-40 times the energy of one of those CFLs! Check for your flat screen TV energy usage, or get an idea via CNET. I’m sure TJ meant well for his work and employer, but it’s the wrong thing to do for Earth Hour and what prompted me to go write this post.

We tend to use our electronics and appliances without thinking much of their power consumption because it’s not visible nor seem to be very much. However, that would be wrong. Your computer system is at least 10-15X the power consumer of CFLs. Other appliances vary but look at the list at the end of this post containing appliance and electronics power consumption and compare to the 13W for a CFL [list courtesy of OKSolar.com]. How much more power do you think you can save with a little extra effort to turn of some electronics and appliances as well as your light bulbs for Earth Hour?

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So this or next Earth Hour, go turn off your:

  • Computer system power bar (cause it uses one bulb’s equivalent energy when on, even if your computer system is turned off);
  • Fridge and/or freezer if you can unplug them (one hour off won’t spoil your food);
  • Air conditioning or heat (one hour won’t make much a difference in your home temperature if you dress right for it);
  • Anything else you can find or think of which isn’t too much of a hassle to turn on again after an hour. Challenge yourself as to what is not too much to turn off and reset in an hour.

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But what am I going to do for Earth Hour with everything turned off?

I do realize that recommending people just turn off all their lights, electronics and appliances for an hour is possibly more an idealistic than practical suggestion. In fact, Ariel Schwarz of Fast Company magazine had a bit of a warped article about how you should keep your lights ON for Earth Hour because it would send the wrong message to staunch non- or anti-environmentalists that going green means going back to living in caves. Rather, you can practice environmentalism all year without this symbolic gesture. Right point, but bad thinking for choosing the or option rather than the and option. You can do both. Symbolism is powerful, yes, but so is our social spirit to do things en masse and in my opinion, 1 billion people for something will have more impact than a little symbolism against something, even if that something supports your point of view. There are 1 billion people tell you you’re wrong.

But if you’re just thinking Earth Hour is about being stuck 1 hour in the dark, here are some ideas for enjoying your Earth Hour that might just be better than your general life routine for an hour otherwise.

  1. Snuggle up to your significant other for an hour in the dark if you have a significant somebody. I’m willing to bet you’ll be having Earth Hour on a much more regular basis than just once a year!
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  2. Tell ghost stories if you have family.
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  3. Do something with friends if you are on your own and don’t want to be alone.
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  4. Meditate if you are alone and don’t need to be with someone. Or just sit and think about something you need to think about in your life. Don’t tell me you’ve got nothing to think about in your life! Think about how to improve your environmental lifestyle, or fantasize or something like that if you are short on ideas!
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  5. Sleep! Most of us could use an extra hour of sleep… and you also power yourself down for an hour!
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  6. Party for an hour in the dark. Who says that’s not fun???
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  7. Listen to an MP3 player or radio if you really need some music. Slowing down the world and life isn’t a bad thing, you know! Like #1, you might just want to try it a little more often.
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  8. Talk to someone on the phone if you need to talk to someone and can’t do #3 to be with someone. That’s still a lot more Earth friendly than a plasma TV on. Use a land line if you have the choice over a cell and its charging.
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  9. Do nothing, to see how long an hour could be, thinking about how much you might be able to get done in that time, and appreciate the value of time again so you don’t waste hours in the future doing stupid things like watching TV or doing anything else of no value to you. I’m serious!
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If you are prepared enough, Tweet or change your Facebook status ahead of time to encourage something more than just turning off the lights!

And don’t forget you can practice environmentally friendly acts all year round, not just for Earth Hour!

Flesch-Kincaid Grade Reading Level: 8.1

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Typical Power Consumption

Air Conditioners

WATTS

ANNUAL kWT

One ton

1,900

3,078

Three-and-one-half-ton

6,500

10,530

Five-ton

9,200

14,904

Evaporation Coolers

4000CFM

400

1,150

Heater, Portable

1,500

630

Major & General Appliances

CD Player

85

85

Christmas Lights

800

130

Clock

2

17

Clothes Dryer

2,790

900

Computers

240

1,248

Dishwasher

1,201

363

Electric Blanket

177

147

Fan (Attic)

370

291

Fan (Ceiling or Circulating)

88

43

Fan (Furnace)

500

660

Fan (Rollaway)

171

138

Fan (Window)

200

170

Fish Tank

4

35

Floor Polisher

305

15

Freezer-Upright (18 cu. ft.)

Manual Defrost

540

1,250

Automatic Defrost

700

1,830

Hair Blow dryer

1,000

15.6

Hand Iron

1,100

60

Heat Lamp

250

13

Heating Pad

65

10

Humidifier

177

163

Jacuzzi/Spa Pump

1,300

2,100

Kiln

5,760

1,659

Lighting (Avg. Resd. Use)

1,200

Radio (Solid State)

15

18

Radio/Recorder (Solid State)

26

26

Range (with Oven)

12,200

750

Range (with self-cleaning)

12,200

775

Refrigerator-Freezer

16 cu. ft.

380

1,450

20 cu. ft.

420

1,950

Refrigerator-Freezer (frostless)

16 cu. ft.

600

2,150

20 cu. ft.

800

2,700

Sewing Machine

75

11

Shaver (none rechargeable)

15

0.5

Sun Lamp

279

16

Swimming Pool Pump Motor

2,000

8,780

Television Cable (TV) Box

23

50

Television, Color (Tube)

286

600

Television, Color (Solid state)

175

350

Television, B & W (Tube)

100

220

Television, B & W (Solid State)

45

100

Television, Screen (45″)

147

329

Television, Video Games

45

100

Toothbrush

1.1

1

Typewriter

52

1

Vacuum Cleaner

630

46

Video Tape Rec.

175

350

Washing Machine

512

103

Water Heater

2,475

4,219

water Heater (Quick-Recovery)

4,474

4,811

Waterbed Heater

450

1,460

Water Softener

1.5

19

Well Pump

2,238

1,894

Kitchen Appliances

Broiler

1,140

85

Can Opener

100

1

Carving Knife

92

8

Coffee Maker

1,200

140

Deep Fat Fryer

1,448

83

Food Blender

300

1

Food Mixer

127

2

Frying Pan

1,196

100

Garbage Disposal

445

7

Hot Plate

1,200

90

Microwave Oven

1,450

190

Roaster

1,333

60

Slow Cooker

200

144

Toaster

1,146

39

Toaster Oven

1,550

96

Trash Compactor

400

4

Waffle Iron

1,200

20

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