This page contains all my posts from 2009 where the writing was the main focus, as opposed to graphics like wallpapers, Facebook tagging memes or iPhone/iPad backgrounds.
Archives of my posts from other years can be found here.
2009 to End in Full Moon and Blue Moon
Why Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Might Break Up
Videos of the Mom Song, Kids’ Response to Mom Song and Momsense 2 with Lyrics
I Want A Hypothalamus For Christmas (parody lyrics for I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas)
Jingle Bells for Tiger Woods (parody lyrics for Jingle Bells)
12 Days of Vietnamese Christmas
Even Angels Get Caught in Bad Facebook Pictures
Noisy Night (parody lyrics for Silent Night)
Bad Christmas (parody lyrics for White Christmas)
Have Yourself a Bummer of a Christmas (parody lyrics for Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas)
Two children discovered dead – Yahoo!
My First Piano Master Class Audit Experience (Given by Anton Kuerti)
Who Wants to See Taylor Swift in a Twilight Movie?
Video and Lyrics of Taylor Swift’s Monologue Song on SNL
BC Court Sexist in Dismissing Case for Ski Jumping for Women at the 2010 Olympics
300 Million Golf Balls Lost or Discarded in US Each Year, Each Needing 100 to 1000 Years to Decompose
Why Women Should Marry Taller Men and Kiss Them Lots
13 Government H1N1 Fact Sheets, Guidelines and Tool Kits to Manage Stress and Build Resilience
A Transformers Music Video Idea — A Girl Like You (Arcee)
What Lyric Writing Sometimes Feels Like, Demonstrated by Hugh Laurie
Let’s Get Balloon Dad! BYOP (Bring Your Own Pitchfork)
Video of Baby Surviving After Falling Under Train in Melbourne, Australia
BRAVO to Miley Cyrus Quitting Twitter, Woo-who’s Next?
See Dave Carroll’s New Success With The Cable Song Video
Listen to Judy Collins Singing a Bob Dylan Gem, Dark Eyes
How to Record Videos Off YouTube with Replay Media Catcher and Some Reposting Strategies
Take a Digital Photo, Thank Nobel Prize Winner Willard Boyle of Nova Scotia
Watch Canadian PM Stephen Harper Sing “With a Little Help from My Friends” with Yo-Yo Ma
Hear Sarah McLachlan’s Comeback Song – One Dream!
Help with Snickers’ New GET SOME NUTS Ad Campaign featuring Kanye West
Six Life Philosophies from an Obituary Writer
Kanye — adj. as classless as possible, humanly or otherwise; n. such an act.
Juan Martín del Potro Shocks the World Beating Roger Federer in 5 Sets for the US Open Title 2009
Video of Roger Federer Making “The Shot” at US Open Semi-final 2009 vs Djokovic
If You’re Canadian, Please – Watch This Video!
Musical Performance Philosophy from the James Conlon “Encore” Series
The Van Cliburn Piano Competition Over the Years
Video of Usain Bolt Running 19.19s World Record 200m at IAAF in Berlin
Dave Carroll Launches Second United Breaks Guitar Video
Video and Analysis of Usain Bolt’s 9.58s World Record Breaking 100m in Berlin
Testing SoundCloud for WordPress.com with My Own Music
Create Your Unique Personalized Wall Paper Screen Saver From Wallpapers (for PC)
A Policy Idea for Retesting of Drivers Young and Old
Making Trails and Other Great Quotes
Take Dr Helen Fisher’s Why Him/Why Her Personality Test for Love
Things to Think About in Using WordPress’ User Ratings Feature
The Prejudices and Privacy Perils of Facebook Quizzes
Nova Scotia Marathon and Half-marathon Results 2009 (in Barrington)
How to Get Rid of Your Facebook Past
Who I Think Killed Michael Jackson, What About You?
Ideas Are Like Rabbits and Other Great Quotes
Watch Us Weekly’s New Video of Michael Jackson’s Hair Catching on Fire During 1984 Pepsi Video Commercial Shoot
Schedule and Links for Tunes at Noon 2009 in Halifax, with Christina Martin Opening Review
The Left Out Track of Sophie B. Hawkins Singing “I Want You” at Bob Dylan’s 30th Anniversary Concert
How to Make Love in a Canoe
Watch Out for Chinese English Mania!
I’m Billy Mays! And I’m Here to Tell You About My Death!
The Happiest Colleague Award
Songs to Learn to Sing for Your Kids
The Tragedy of Having Your Death Trumped, Farrah Fawcett by Michael Jackson
Monster Moves Music II, on iTunes in July!
Add Some “hip” to Your Language with the 2009 Cramer-Krasselt “Cultural Dictionary”
Don’t Worry about People Stealing Your Ideas and Other Great Quotes
HOME, the Latest and Greatest Yann Arthus-Bertrand Masterpiece… Yet
Los Angeles Lakers Win 15th NBA Title, Phil Jackson Record 10th, and Red Auerbach Was a Sore Loser!
Pittsburgh Penguins Break and Make History Winning Stanley Cup
I Need 2 Go 2 NY CT 2 C Avenue Q
Do Runners Divorce More? (Part 4 – Calls to Action)
Do Runners Divorce More? (Part 3 – Things to Think About)
Do Runners Divorce More? (Part 2 – The “Research”)
Do Runners Divorce More? (Part 1 – Do your own experiment)
50% Divorce Rate is a Myth, It’s More Like 33% or One Third
Diversity Dance Troupe Wins Britain’s Got Talent 2009, But Hollie Steel Still Dazzled
Hollie Shows Nerves of Steel on Top of Singing Talent in Britain’s Got Talent Semi-final 5!
Someone Should Write a Wolverine Musical
I Called It! Susan Boyle Sang Memory to Get Through Semi-Final 1 of Britain’s Got Talent 2009
Ten Things Cosmopolitan Would NEVER Have Been Able to Tell You About Orgasms
Doris Day Sings “A Wonderful Guy” with the Original Lyrics
Aidan Davis Has Great Moves, But Does He Have Enough to Win Britain’s Got Talent 2009?
What Should Hollie Steel and Susan Boyle Sing Next on Britain’s Got Talent?
A Few Inspirational Running Videos
Interesting Facts and Insightful Sayings for a Happy Mother’s Day
Monster Moves Music
May You Live in Interesting Times on This McMartyr, I Mean, McHappy Day
The Closest Thing to Crazy I’ve Done is NOT to Have Heard of Katie Melua
Aren’t You Glad Joe Biden is Vice-president and not Secretary of State Given his Gaffes?
Ten Tips To Better Tweeting
It’s Over Susan Boyle, Hollie Steel’s Got Your Number
Should Government Get into Twitter and What Should It Tweet, If So?
What Does America’s Got Talent Have to Compete With Connie Talbot, Paul Potts and Susan Boyle?
Serendipitous Discovery of Leah West’s Music
A Happy Earth Day Song for You!
I Pledge to Reduce my Possessions by 3X my Weight for Earth Day. You?
Merga and Kosgei Win Boston Marathon 2009, But Nova Scotia Proud of Denise Robson and Rami Bardeesy
Susan Boyle on Britain’s Got Talent 2009 as Your Literal Wake-up Call
Why Many People Don’t Believe in the Power of Social Media
The NOT so Big Deal with Twitter and Why It Won’t Last Much Past 2010
The Myers-Briggs Personality Type of Your Blog or Site Name
Embrace the Improv Mantra for a Better World
Defend Stable Marriage, not Hetero Marriage
Easy One Click Social Bookmarking for WordPress.com with AddtoAny Share Button!
The World in Six Songs Challenge (Part 7 of 7 in series)
What’s Your Song of Love? (Part 6 of 7 of the World in Six Songs)
A Lesson in Cooperation and Compassion from Bacterial Studies
Free North Carolina Tar Heels Pity Coupons for Duke Fans and Other Non-believers
President Barack Obama Picked Good March Madness Brackets and Winner in North Carolina Tar Heels
Canadian Navy Leaks Zero Emissions Eco-Submarine
Combining Robotics and Religion to Justify Our Wars
What’s Your Song of Religion? (Part 5 of 7 on the World in Six Songs)
Why is it Cool to be Brown Only For a While at a Time?
Cultivate Meadows Instead of Lawns, Which’s Mowing Produces 5% of America’s Greenhouse Gases
A Dong Supermarket, Porn Starlet Tiffany Mynx and Adding Twitter to the Male Genitalia Lexicon
You Have to Change the Way That People See Themselves Before You Can Change Their Behaviour
If There Were No Afterlife (Heaven/Hell), Would You Lead Life Differently?
President Barack Obama’s NCAA March Madness Brackets Hanging onto Hope with just North Carolina Remaining
Halifax, Dartmouth and Nova Scotia Pathetic in Earth Hour… Watt Hour???
Earth Hour Loses Effectiveness with More Efficient Lights, But Here’s What to Do to Help
What’s Your Song of Knowledge? (Part 4 of 7 on the World in Six Songs)
Shining Eyes and Never Say Anything That Couldn’t Stand as the Last Thing You Ever Say
John Francis’ Walk
Discovering Nellie McKay from TED.com of All Places
Compare Your NCAA March Madness Brackets to President Barack Obama’s After 2 Rounds
Video of President Barack Obama Picking UNC Tar Heels for March Madness (and me, too)
What’s Your Song of Comfort? (Part 3 of 7 on The World in Six Songs)
What’s Your Song of Joy? (Part 2 of 7 on The World in Six Songs)
What’s Your Song of Friendship? (Part 1 of 7 on the World in Six Songs)
Accept More. Demand Less. Give Most.
Life is the Answer, so What are your Questions?
Why You Should Social Bookmark Enable Your Posts
How to Get Social Bookmarking for WordPress.com
Cultural English as a Second/Foreign Language and Public Speaking Exercises
Tabloid Style Photos of Brad Pitt Filming Benjamin Button
Grant Bollinger, Make Nice to Patch Your Internet Profile
Women at George Mason University Lost to Gay for Homecoming Queen
Chimp Cartoon is Racist from Ignorance, the Root of Racism
Alfie Baby Scam and Media Blackout Summary and Value Assessment
Why Settling is a Great Marriage Strategy
Writing Diaries and Poetry Help Regulate Emotions
The State and Buzz of the Internet Today, Literally!
What Does Your Online Footprint Say About You?
25 Things For Facebook You Can’t Steal My ID With
An Étude in Noteflight.com
Is Ahmadinejad Ready for Hillary Clinton?
Ted.com, My Inspirational and Educational Addiction
25 Things You Gave on Facebook to Help Get Your ID Stolen
Get an iPhone to Judge Coldplay versus Satriani Plagiarism
Una Guía de Netiqueta Práctica para Facebook
GSP a Nice Canadian Even While Pounding Penn at UFC 94
End is Coming for Environmentally UNfriendly CFL Bulbs
Why Government Should Leave Digital Music Copyright Alone
Naming the Octuplets
Obonics: Barack Obama Slang
Obama’s Election Predicts Steelers Super Bowl Win?
How to Make Sense of Human Beings
Barbershopping and Hairstyling in the Future
What is Your Blogging Grade Reading Level?
Six Word Biographies
Don’t Buy Enviro-Friendly Cell Phone Unless Needed!
Free Excel Running Log
How Long Can You Expect to Live?
What Are Your New Month’s Resolutions?