A new website is promising the therapeutic services of a virtual girlfriend without the real life hassles. Cloudgirlfriend.com “is not a sex chat or pornography service”, states co-founder David Fuhriman of 5000Hands.com volunteer matching (not masturbation self-help) site fame. What Cloudgirlfriend.com is, he says, is a real live woman who will “manage” the profile of a person’s virtual girlfriend.
What does “managing” the profile include?
Your virtual girlfriend, aka Social Network Girlfriend, will ”tweet at you all the time and post adoring messages on your Facebook wall”, according to Cloud Girlfriend, but you’ll never have to deal with her IRL (in real life). She will have a personality matching what you ask for and be the perfect long distance relationship for you. I don’t know how they’ll determine that personality, but I hope they’ll use a good personality test like the Myers-Briggs or Dr Helen Fisher’s Test for Love used on for match making on Chemistry.com, both of which are freely available as self-assessments on my site. A lot of relationship problems arise from people not knowing what they want to start with, rather than not finding it in the right person.
Anyhow, because Cloud Girlfriend isn’t a sex chat or pornographic site, it supposedly is “therapeutic because it fulfills a man’s psychological, emotional needs, and builds his self-confidence”, according to Fuhriman. He claims it might even help men navigate real-life situations, whether by practice or fooling a girl who’s such a casual Facebook friend she doesn’t know you at all, into thinking “Someone else thinks highly enough of this person to date him, so maybe I should too.”
How do you get a Cloud Girlfriend?
Easy as
- Define your perfect girlfriend.
- We bring her into existence.
- Connect and interact with her publicly on your favorite social network.
- Enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl.
Unfortunately, but hardly surprisingly, there is a waiting list so one has to do some marketing work for Cloudgirlfriend.com and invite others to the site to move ahead in the queue. That is done by sharing the link to the site on your social media platform of choice to invite others to join. Careful, though, guys, clicking on the link on your buddy’s Facebook or Twitter means you’re promoting them ahead of you, but if you’re not in search of a Cloud Girlfriend, this is about as easy a way to help out a buddy for a favour later as I can think of! Just make sure your buddy knows of your efforts for him!
Will you have to pay for Cloud Girlfriend?
I have no idea. There was no mention of how Cloud Girlfriend planned to generate revenue when it comes into operation, as it isn’t operational yet. That’s provided it can clear Facebook and other social media profile creation guidelines since the people behind these Cloud Girlfriends are not operating under their real identity. I also have trouble imagining advertising with real people providing profile interactions with the guys who signed up for the Cloud Girlfriends. Who knows? Maybe there’s a niche group of women out there who need to virtually satisfy “virtual” boyfriends but who wouldn’t be willing to sign up for such a service. The world has seen far stranger things.
I’m just writing about this to share the news and playing on my site’s name of Digital Citizen that maybe the Digital Citizen should sign up for one of these digital girlfriends. 
Alas, I don’t have enough warped Facebook friends who would help me move ahead in the queue to get one of these Cloud Girlfriends considering the mad rush that must be one to get one! That’s OK. If I can help YOU get one by alerting you to the product so you can do your own work to earn one, I’ll be happy and move on. Good luck!
